Here is a list of 5 websites to get best excuses for missing work. You get to read some amazing excuses that can help you skip work & enjoy the day as you want.
Before we go on discussing the excuses & their authenticity in the websites mentioned below, let us take a look at some numbers. Last year, CareerBuilder, a famous job portal, went ahead with a poll whereby 28% of the employees polled called in sick for work despite being perfectly all right. This one single poll explains the emotions of employees working all round the world in different companies. Sometimes, you just wake and simply do not like the idea of going in for work. However, excuses like acting sick, death in family, train getting late have been used well past their deadline; employers listening these on the other side of the phone immediately know that you are faking it. But, excuses are only as good as one’s imagination, and internet has made it possible that people with good imagination come to the help of people with no so good imagination. Through this article, I bring to you 5 platforms with good imagination to help you out. After all a friend in need is a friend in deed.
Note: You need to keep in mind that if you can access these websites, then even your employers can. Just warning you ;)
The 5 websites reviewed in the article below are Quora, career overview, efinancialcareer, allwomenstalk, and ListVerse.
The first website to get best excuses for missing work listed here is Quora. A popular question answer website, Quora brings to you many authentic excuses that have already been tried and tested. The page linked above shares experiences of employees who tricked their employers by faking some real good reasons. One response suggests that in case of a male employer, female employees just need to mention the word “Uterus” or “Ovary” and it’s done. These are the responses to questions asked by different people. You will find multiple questions with the same intention of finding reasons to skip work, and each question has different responses to it. The links to all different questions are given at one place, and you can check them out one by one.
career overview is another website that gets you a list of best excuses for missing work. The website includes an article on 100 reliable & ridiculous reasons to skip work. As the name of the article suggests, the list mentions both good & not so good reasons that you might use. In fact, the list segregates the excuses into various categories like the classic excuses, plausible, health related, mental stability, transportation, emergencies, ridiculous excuses and many more. While the ridiculous category needs no explaining, the classics include old tried & tested excuses that have a success ratio of 50:50. The other categories just divide the excuses into different groups and list multiple options in each of them. Go ahead & take your pick, and also share the article with your friends online. Check out the link above.
The third website in this list to get best excuses for missing work is efinancialcareer. This website also lists an article which provides you with different excuses that you might try with your bosses. The article is specifically for excuses that you might try to get out of office for another job interview. Although the excuses provided are & cannot be for a specific purpose, the language of the article is quite specific. The article is divided into two parts: the first part lists all the bad excuses and ways of doing it, while the other half lists the right way of doing it. In case, you choose to use the dentist appointment excuse, just take a look at the video attached to the article, and make sure you do not commit the same mistake as that person. Check out the link above.
allwomenstalk is another free & useful platform to visit in order to get some really good excuses for skipping work. The website is one place for women where they can find anything from methods to handle depression to best excuses for missing work. The article on the excuses to skip work lists 30 different reasons for you to use. From “my water pipes broke” to “my pet is not well” there are 30 different slides that list 30 different ideas, along with an image & a detailed explanation. There is a comments column alongside the article for you to express your opinion. Also, the excuses listed in the article can be shared on Facebook, Twitter & pinned on Pinterest. Check out the link above.
The final platform in this article to get best excuses for missing work is ListVerse. The excuses have actually been provided by the ListVerse staff, and there are 99 excuses in total listed on the website. There are no categories under which these excuses are divided & no slides that you have to switch. Just open the page linked above, go through the 99 excuses listed in there one by one, and use the one you like the most when the time comes. However, there is one small disadvantage of using this website. Not all the excuses listed in the article are different & out of the box. You will find a lot of excuses that are either repetitive, or have been used quite often to be termed as different. Nevertheless, the sheer number of excuses listed enhances the chances of finding a few good reasons. Check out the website for yourself & see if you find something of help.
Go ahead with these free platforms and find some good excuse to save your day & enjoy your personal life. In case you too have been using some real exciting excuse to skip work, and have a story to share, we would love to listen to it.
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